Posts

RE: Receipt of promotional communication on Vodafone mobile

Dear Sanjay, Kindly note that I (or any consumer of Vodafone) will not get dream about something called NDNC (National Do Not call) taking birth in Vodafone's maternity center, I would luv to see any communication sent from Vodafone to educate me about existence of NDNC. Even after activating Full DND If I need to dream about something unknown thing called NDNC… then I'm also interested in: ·          NSDNC(Northern States Do not call), ·          ESDNC(Eastern States Do not call), ·          SSDNC(Southern States Do not call), ·          RSDNC (Remaining States Do Not call), ·          LDNC (Local Do Not Call). ·          LLDNC (LandLine Do Not Call), ·          MDNC (Mobile Do Not Call), ·          CDNC (CDMA Do Not Call), ·          WDNC (Wireless Do Not Call), ·          SDNC (Satellites Do Not Call), and ·          ADNC (Aliens Do Not Call), Also plz activate…. ·          VCCDNC (Vodafone Customer Care Do Not Call). Kindly Shut up and do n

Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns

Image

Happy Valentine's day to u.

Image
http://www.bartelme.at/material/news/HappyValentinesDay.png (Image taken from Internet, I don’t claim anything on it) A blessed martyr named saint valentine was one of those millions whom almighty lord sent into this world so that they can spread luv & affection among busy people on this earth.            https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-zGcVw-gqubxaRlEAlCV-X_XhVFjbALBlNOThgYQH-z9BtJ6sGKprBY7J7Gz6p4VCdbiOCWY3-SAYMzuw6lvC_2ZN_JCcjA1WqU40Wj_CKg8_RajrG6Xx-2trDJraklfNBNtZfr6kgb8/s1600/Valentines-Day-Gift-Wallpapers.jpg http://blog.trialpay.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/valentine-day-flowers.jpg (Images taken from Internet, I don’t claim anything on them) Carrying forward the duty of bonding humans together…. I take pleasure to send Luv & Affection to u, I wish that this day should bring more luv in ur life to strengthen the bond with ur family & friends. http://know.burrp.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Valentines-Day

Baby Falak, a cursed angel

Ten facts about Baby Falak NDTV Correspondent , Updated: January 30, 2012 15:15 IST New Delhi:  A battered two-year-old baby is fighting for her life in the intensive care unit of Delhi's AIIMS hospital. As the nation watches a heart-rending story unfold in shock and horror, here are 10 facts about the child we now know as baby Falak. Who is baby Falak? A two-year-old baby was brought to Delhi's All India Institute of Medical Sciences (AIIMS) on January 18 with severe head injuries, fractured arms and human bite marks all over her. A minor girl who brought her to the hospital reportedly told doctors that the baby had fallen from her bed, but doctors said that claim did not match with the injuries seen on the child's body. The child is fighting for her life ever since in the Intensive Care Unit of the hospital. She has been named Falak, or sky, by the staff looking after her. What is baby Falak suffering from? Doctors monitoring the two-year-old say she is a victi

Double treate for sky gazers.

Image
Double celestial treat for sky gazers tomorrow Press Trust of India, Updated: January 25, 2012 15:31 IST New Delhi:  Sky gazers are in for a double celestial treat on the evening of Republic Day-- apart from seeing our natural satellite's ashen glow, they will also see Venus and Moon converge into a beautiful conjunction. "Moon's ashen glow or 'the old Moon in the new Moon's arms' takes place when sunlight is reflected from the Earth to one side of the Moon due to which it appears to glow faintly and the entire orb of the satellite is dimly visible," said Director of Nehru Planetarium (Nehru Centre) Arvind Paranjpye. The phenomenon is also known as Earthshine, SPACE Director C B Devgun said. "The glow on the dark portion of the crescent Moon is known as earthshine," he said. Apart from the moon's ashen glow, astro-enthusiasts will also be able to witness a conjunction of thin crescent Moon and Venus tomorrow night. "V

Highlighting row based on particular value in Excell

Image
Dear Colleagues, Very Frequently I’ve come across this requirement when I’m asked to suggest Excel formatting solution where a user needs to highlight the complete row based on some particular value in another column/cell in the same Excel workbook. The solution is very simple, this formula applied in “Conditional Formatting” will do the trick……   =INDIRECT(" ColumnNo "&ROW())=" Value " Ex: =INDIRECT("E"&ROW())="Pending" 1.        Go to Conditional Formatting (option), 2.        Select “ Use formula ” (option), 3.        Enter the above formula with appropriate ColumnNo & Value, 4.        Select the range to which this Formatting should be applied… And u’re done. Contact me in-case of further clarification(s). G.S Virdi

Ek maut un-kahi.

Ek maut….. Un-kahi si Mujhe istemal kar ke mere apne kehtey hai, Sirf Tumhare sath he hum khush rehtey hai. Piyar toh mujh se bahut hai unko…. Fir bhi naye rishton ki chahat rakhtey hai. Dil-e-nadan ki baton ke bahar aa kar deikhein to… Hum apni marzi se kuch nahi kar saktey hai. Kaise samjhau unhe apni majboori ka sabab, Meri lakh chahaton ki bavjoot eh-kismat… Abb to mere laffz bhi un tak nahi pahuchtey hai. Dil mein paddi apni mohobatt ki laash ko, Hum chah kar bhi zinda nahi kar saktey hai. Aaj har jasbaat mar chuke hai jab dil mein mere, Wapas aa jao tum…. Jane kiyu mujhe kehtey hai. …. …. …. Wrote it on 19th Nov2011, and I'm not sure why I decided to share it today.